To the jerk that has my wallet. You sir (or madam) have bad morals, and you definitely don’t deserve my Fun Factory VIP card or my Safeway Membership card. I’ve never wished awful emotional or physical harm on anyone, but for you I’ll make an exception. I hope you get hurt so badly that you cry, and when you cry I hope you think of me, and all the other awful things that you’ve done to anonymous people everywhere. Eff you. :|