“Hey guys I’m letting you guys know that I’m sending this to both of you guys so you don’t do the whole “omg I isn’t special” thing. Hope your flight was good, miss you guys already. Bone everyone you see cause you’ll never see them again. Good morals equals get some!”

This is the text message I sent Kaloa, and Max.


This is the text message I got back from “Kaloa”—thanks Justin for “Kaloa’s” phone number. :|